Host a Black Mass

Include Satanic Black Mass in Your Event

Are you hosting an awesome event that could benefit from a little love from the Dark Lord? Then we have good news! The witches of Satanic SF are available to perform Satanic Black Mass and other rituals at your band’s performance, your Halloween party, art gallery opening–whatever! All you have to do is reach out and let us know what you’re looking for and we’ll work with you to orchestrate a Satanic service that meets your needs.

Satanic Black Mass by Satanic SF

Before contacting us, please note:

  • An appearance fee and derivative deposit are required. Of course, the costs of our materials must be covered and we believe that performers deserve to be compensated for their time.
  • We do not sacrifice living animals, though animal components like blood or bones may be incorporated. We do our best to make sure that these are ethically sourced. Vegetarian and vegan options are available on special request. (Please be sure that you will actually use vegetarian and vegan substitutes, as they require additional effort to secure, create, and pack. This also cuts down on waste.)
  • The witches of Satanic SF are atheistic. All activities are strictly and openly for entertainment purposes only.
  • Satanic Black Mass is only performed in 18+ venues. No exceptions.
  • We do not give out the text of our Satanic Black Mass, which is copyrighted to the author. She currently wishes to reserve it for use by Satanic SF only. If you are looking for inspiration in creating your own Satanic Black Mass, we recommend (with a pinch of salt):

Levels of Satanic Black Mass

Satanic Black Mass may be a simple or elaborate affair, depending on what exactly your needs are. While each mass is specifically designed for your event, here are some options to get you started thinking about what you might require and let you know what we can offer. Our appearance fee increases as Satanic Black Mass becomes more elaborate.

Level 1: Simple Satanic Black Mass

  • Fifteen to twenty minutes long.
  • Performed by two Satanic witches, one to lead and one to assist.
  • Very loosely based on Roman Catholic Mass with influence from American authors like Mark Twain, Washington Irving, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and Stephen Vincent Benét. Text may include or eschew Latin phrasing, according to your preferences.
  • Made up of five parts:
    • Consecration of the Altar Setting the mood and preparing the ritual space.
    • The Dark Lord’s Prayer A reading of an inverted version of the Lord’s Prayer with congregation (audience) participation in the form of call-and-response.
    • Desecration of the Host Members of the congregation may come forward to participate in the desecration and defilement of the host (eucharist).
    • Blood of the Goat Members of the congregation may come forward to partake of the power of Satan.
    • The Mark of the Beast The leading witch marks willing members of the congregation on the brow with either pig’s blood or a substitute of vegan wine or beet juice in a mockery of the Catholic Ash Wednesday sacramental.

Level 2: Witches Sabbath Black Mass

  • Fifteen to twenty minutes long.
  • Performed by two to four Satanic witches.
  • May be customized in theme, such as to a movie, historical figure, holiday, etc. Previous themes for Satanic Black Mass have included:

Level 3: Human Sacrifice (Just for Pretendsies!) Black Mass

  • Fifteen to twenty minutes long.
  • Performed by three to five Satanic witches.
  • Gender and other details of the “sacrifice” may not be predetermined. Only active members of Satanic SF are eligible. (In other words, we choose the “sacrifice” and it will be someone we trust and are comfortable performing with. To experience your own Satanic sacrifice fantasy, we suggest that you contact your local dominatrix.)
  • Details of the ritual will be adjusted to the “sacrifices” comfort. Previous ritual elements have included:
    • Suspension bondage.
    • Fire play with alcohol. (We will inquire about insurance and fire safety before engaging any and all fire elements, including simple candles.)
    • Bloodletting with needles.
    • Flagellation.

Additional Ritual Elements, Options, and Add-Ons

The Satanic SF coven also offers the following, which may be incorporated into the Satanic Black Mass performance.

  • Satanic wedding rituals Our coven does include an ordained Satanic priest!
  • Satanic funerals If this is how you want to go, we encourage you to discuss it with your loved ones now.
  • A larger coven of performing witches Some performances of Satanic Black Mass benefit from the presence of additional witches. If we feel that this is important for your event, we will mention it, or you can bring it up yourself.
  • Living altar In the vein of Anton LaVey, author of The Satanic Bible, a living altar (gender and other details to be determined exclusively by Satanic SF) may be booked.
  • Potion brewing Either in our large, cast iron cauldron or in smaller “witch bottles” which may double as keepsakes for the congregation (audience).
  • Signing the Black Book An important ritual for all neophyte witches that aligns with the Christian ritual of baptism. We can provide our own black book or secure one for you to keep.
  • Cleanup If you’ve booked us for an especially messy Satanic Black Mass and do not have your own cleaning crew, we are happy to pitch in, but you gotta pay!

Host a Satanic Black Mass

After you’ve given a little thought to what exactly you’re looking for, please send us an email and our friendly Satanic secretary will guide you through the rest of the process. They may ask you questions such as:

  • What inspired you to reach out to Satanic SF to host a Satanic Black Mass?
  • What type of event are you booking us for?
  • How large is the venue?
  • Will we be opening? Closing? An intermission act?
  • What is the vibe of the event?
  • Is there a benefiting charity? If so, which one? Have you worked with them before?
  • Are there any sources (movies, books, music, poetry, etc.) that you would like us to be aware of when planning your level 2 or higher Satanic Black Mass?
  • What are your group’s restrictions? Do you have a current insurance policy?

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